Just saw these and had to post them too. I couldn't resist. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
On a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."
On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
On a smoke detector: "Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It
will not extinguish a fire,"
On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact disks which warns: "Do not use as a
ladder."
Shan <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
