On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
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Hey, I usually swallow two pianos a day (whole), and I havn't suffered from anything yet!
Maybe it's the tirth piano that will do the tric?
But that explains that weird bump on your back <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> (just kidding as always)
