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-On a can of Fix-a-Flat:
Not to be used for breast augmentation.

(eh...)

Now that's a desperate woman that got that warning put on the product...

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-On a Pentium chip:
If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it
for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97

(computer logic? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />)

Floating point error! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

I remember that. On the first Pentium chips you used to be able to calculate:
3 * 3 = 8.9999999999999

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-On a calendar:
Use of term "Sunday" for reference only.
No meteorological warranties express or implied.

(Can we have sundays on the other days? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)

What the... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> I don't even know what they're disclaiming there!