On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket: "Do not place this product into
any electronic equipment."

On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn: "Caution: This is not a
safety protective device."

On a frisbee: "Warning: May contain small parts."

On a can of air freshener: "For use by trained personnel only."

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