On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small
ball."
On a shipment of hammers: "May be harmful if swallowed."
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame: "Not to be used as a personal flotation
device."
Instructions for an espresso kettle: "The appliance is switched on by setting the
on/off switch to the 'on' position."
The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn: "Remove the plastic wrapper."
To see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
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