More signs:

In a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced while you wait.

On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is
impassable.

In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will
execute customers in strict rotation.

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

ON A "FAMILY STYLE" RESTAURANT IN HONG KONG: Come Broil Yourself at Your own
Table.

On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon: Are you an adult that cannot read? If
so, we can help.

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