On Odor Eaters:
Do not eat.
On a blender:
Not for use as an aquarium.
On a revolving door:
Passenger compartments for individual use only.
On a microscope:
Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.
On children's alphabet blocks:
Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and
sentences that may be deemed offensive.
On a wet suit:
Capacity, 1.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins:
Why Not Try Tossing Over Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal