Instructions for an espresso kettle: "The appliance is switched on by setting the
on/off switch to the 'on' position."

On a pillow: "Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the
materials if you believe this may be the case.
Materials:
Covering: 100% Unknown.
Stuffing: 100% Unknown."

On a sweater: "100% pure yarn."

On a laundromat triple washer."No small children."

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