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On a spraycan of degreasing agent for bicycles
"Recommandations: See inside"
How am I supposed to do that?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

On a vacuum cleaner: Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids.
Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

On a camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.

Various Computers: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.

In a telephone manual: To place or answer a call, lift the handset. To place a
call, dial the desired number. To end the call, hang up the handset. To put a
call on Hold: Press "Hold".

Shan <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

That's some label. No? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Ok, here is a good one. Yesterday I bought some eye ointment because I have a small eye infection.
The funny thing on the indication was this sentence: "When you use this ointment in your eyes, you cannot drive a car or manipulate heavy machinery. You could suffer from turbid visibility."

They couldn't have told me that before

Heh Gal, and I bet it was written in really small letters too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

How did you know? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Found on the manual of my hubbies "Bench type circular Saw"

Important!! Risk of injury!!
Never reach into the running saw blade (oops, wasn't I suppoosed to do so? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )
If you have to store the tool, don't put it in a purse or an handbag (oh damn, I just bought one on discount at Yves Saint Laurent <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> )

[color:"orange"] ...don't put it in a purse or an handbag. [/color]

Yes, indeed - that's obvious nonsense - these are reserved for chainsaws! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

No! You have to be kiddin' me, I used them for my iron and saucepan <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

OH^^ - Galadriel 'unplugged' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

@ GlanceALot
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