Well - on German humor there is that:

Top 10 reasons for being German:
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Ok - a second chance:

1. Oktoberfest
2. Oktoberfest-Beer
3. BMW
4. Audi
5. VW
6. Mercedes
7. On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you into jail in any other country in the world
8. You think Sauerkraut is delicious
9. You do not have to learn German as a foreign language
10. Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden (yet)

In times of crisis it is of the utmost importance not to lose your head (Marie Antoinette)