I remember from my old germanbook, the ten best ways to annoy a German, but I can't remember the ways <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />. The ten best ways to annoy a Swede was great though <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />. (If you're on a beach, scream hello and wave at your friend placed on the other side of the beach, then say he's comeing over...)