These Insurance Claims are all completely genuine and are actual excerpts from real claim forms. The people who wrote them are obviously completely illiterate !! " I started to slow down, but the traffic was more stationary than I thought" " I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching trucks and another on the woman behind " " The car in front knocked over a pedestrian, but he got up, so I ran him over again " " I collided with a stationary truck going the other way " "Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have " " The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him " " The pedestrian had absolutely no idea which way to run, so I ran him over " " I saw a sad faced, old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car " "A car drove away at speed catching our client who went up in the air and his head went through the windscreen and then rolled off at the traffic lights a good few feet away. The car then sped off and miraculously our client remained conscious and managed to cross the road." "I am responsible for the accident as I was miles away at the time." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
