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Oi HeF, it is moments like that I am happy that I live in Australia <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> where thank goodness it is not that bad ....yet <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />


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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> Where is the human kind going? *sigh*
At least I hope it follows the two girls and not that woman... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />


Here is another example of human incoherence. (Free translation of an article from the Agence France-Presse)


THE DONKEY AND THE DRUNKARD
(Colombia, wednesday March 09, 2005)

“Pacho” was an anonymous donkey before the Arauca police put him in jail after being injured by a drunkard riding a motorcycle; bringing a national debate on animal rights.

Sunday night, as he was pulling his cart back to his stable after a hard day’s work like hundreds of other donkeys in the area do, “Pacho” was crash into by a drunken motocyclist and had his head and right front leg injured.

The motorcyclist being injured too, the police on place took the decision to incarcerate the animal, leting his owner go free.

“He’s innocent and, moreover, they imprisonned him in a fire station, despite the fact that he only wishes to get back to his stable” the owner, Nelson Gonzalez, a fifty year old peasant who lost his work mean since the accident, said.

The owner is even more offended because the police don’t take charge of “Pacho’s” food.

“It is a violation of the animal’s physical integrity, because he’s imprisonned in an indignant place” local defenser of man’s rights Alvaro Merchan says. “In this case, neither the law, nor the confinement conditions were respected” he adds.

“He’s not a wild beast and as he is no threat for people, he has to be released immediately” lawyer Carlos Mauricio Gutierres states.

Even if there are no laws existing for these kind of cases, police commander of Arauca Diana Rojas tries to justify the mean: “The animal is convicted because there has been man injury”.

While he waits for his liberation, “Pacho”, although he is in a miserable state, has became a star of the Colombian TV.


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I have gotten this hilarious book called "More Anguished English". Among other things, it has a hysterical section of classified taken from various newspapers:

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[Monday] FOR SALE: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 555-0707 after 7 p.m and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him cheap.
[Tuesday] NOTICE -- We regret having erred in R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 p.m.
[Wednesday] NOTICE -- R. D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of an error we made in his classified ad yesterday. His ad should read as follows: FOR SALE: R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 555-0707 7 p.m and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who loves with him.
[Thursday] NOTICE: I, R. D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 555-0707, as the telephone has been disconnected. I have NOT been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper, but she quit.
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^^^ Too good Death way too good ^^ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


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And here's an essay written by an NZ pupil:

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Birds and Beasts

The bird I am going to write about is the Owl. The owl cannot see at all in the day and is blind as a bat at night. I do not know much about the owl so I will go on to the Beast which I am going to choose. It is the Cow. The cow is a mammal and is tame. It has six sides: right, left, fore, back upper and below. At the back it has a tail in which is hanging a bush. With this is sends the flies away so they do not fall in the milk. The head is for the purpose of growing horns and so the mouth can be somewhere. They are to butt with. The mouth is to moo with.
Under the cow hangs the milk. It is arranged for milking. When the people milk the cow the milk comes and there is never any end to the supply. How the cow does it I have not leaned but it makes more and more.
The man cow is called the ox. It is not a mammal. The cow dies not eat much but what it eats it eats twice, so it gets enough. When it is hungry it moos and when it doesn't say anything it is because its insides is full of grass.
The cow has a fine sense of smell and you can smell it far away. This is the reason for the fresh air in the country.
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What is a NZ ?

A Piece of Cloth

Is this piece of cloth which is believed to show the body if Jesus himself instead something totally different ?

I've just seen this documentation on TV and was stunned by the theories : A scientist actually believes that this cloth was made with a camery obscura and was made by - Leonardo da Vinci. And that it is the only surviving specimen of - Middle Age photography !

Very interesting indeed, no matter whether it is true or not. (By the way I don't think we will ever see the truth about that piece of cloth.)


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NZ is New Zealand.

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nice one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
But that kid wasn't doing so bad actually.
Recently I read about kids in the big cities in USA.
When they asked them where milk comes from, about 30% said cartons/cans. Some of them wouldn't believe it could come from an animal.
The world of today...

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I seen the same docu a couple of times.
Ofcourse it's a fake. Done by da Vinci, or even before, I leave that in the middle.
We'll never know the real thruth becouse it's to old. The church has always forbidden to examin it. And kept scientist far away from the cloth.
For obvious reasons.
I been to the place (forgot the name) where it is now. It's amazing how many ppl want to see it and even more amazing that ppl believe it's "real".
- I was in town to visit a freind there. And she showed me around. I didn't went, specially to see the cloth. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />




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Yeah, this could lead into a new thread about Religion ... like the (for me) famous "philosophical rants". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


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[color:"orange"] like the (for me) famous "philosophical rants". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

Hmm .... infamous maybe Al <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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Weight gain teen has cyst removed

A nursery nurse who gained weight for a year without knowing why has had a cyst the size of three footballs removed.
After visiting her GP Amanda Ball, 19, from Stoke-on-Trent was diagnosed with an ovarian cyst.

Amanda said: "It took two porters to carry the cyst to the pathology lab. I am very grateful to the surgeons. It would have killed me."

Friends and relatives, concerned about the teenager's increased weight, had persuaded her to seek medical advice.

Her father Phil said: "She was getting bigger and bigger, so we realised something had to be done and she went to the doctor.

"She went at the right time. If the cyst had burst she would have died."

Amanda had her operation two weeks ago at the University Hospital of North Staffordshire in Stoke-on-Trent.

She is now making a swift recovery and doctors do not think she will suffer any long-term problems after the removal of the cyst, which weighed three stone.




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No way.



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Yes way.
Story in English newspaper last friday. With pics... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


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Do you have a copy? Scanning's of these alleged pictures?



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There prolly is an online copy... like with most newspapers these days.

Searching...

here it is on the BBC news site


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Thank you. Oh, BBC, I trust it.


Thank you Seth, just sounds like a email or story on some fake news thing. Very unbelieveable I guess <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />



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No problem. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

It does sound like that, eh?
And to make it more unbelieveable, I also heared/read of a similar case, also this week. But a guy. And in USA I think.


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And to make it more unbelieveable, I also heared/read of a similar case, also this week. But a guy. And in USA I think.


USA, ey? Can't be true then <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />.

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Did you ever notice that;

The bottom of the glass caroussel in a microwave oven, has 3 notches on it that are exactle the same as the international symbol for Radiation <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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Prankster Smuggles Art Into Top Museums

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Many a visitor to New York's Museum of Modern Art has probably thought, "I could do that."

A British graffiti artist who goes by the name "Banksy" went one step further, by smuggling in his own picture of a soup can and hanging it on a wall, where it stayed for more than three days earlier this month before anybody noticed.

The prank was part of a coordinated plan to infiltrate four of New York's top museums on a single day.

The largest piece, which he smuggled into the Brooklyn Museum, was a 2 foot by 1.5 foot (61cm by 46 cm) oil painting of a colonial-era admiral, to which the artist had added a can of spray paint in his hand and anti-war graffiti in the background.

The other two targets were the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the American Museum of Natural History, where he hung a glass-encased beetle with fighter jet wings and missiles attached to its body -- another comment on war, Banksy told Reuters on Thursday.

"It was just an outsider's view of the modern American bug, bristling with listening devices and military hardware," he said.

An art Web site called www.woostercollective.com has posted pictures of the artist -- wearing an Inspector Clouseau-style overcoat, a hat and a fake beard and nose -- hanging up his work at the four museums and describing how he did it.

Speaking by telephone from an undisclosed location in Britain, Banksy said he conducted all four operations on March 13, helped by accomplices who filmed him and provided distractions where necessary.

"They staged a gay tiff (lovers' quarrel), shouting very loudly and obnoxiously," said the artist, declining to give his real name or any personal details beyond his occupation as a professional painter and decorator.

It is not the first time he has staged such stunts. Last year he smuggled work into the Louvre in Paris and London's Tate, attracting attention in the British media.

"My sister inspired me to do it. She was throwing away loads of my pictures one day and I asked her why. She said 'It's not like they're going to be hanging in the Louvre.'"

He took that as a challenge. "I thought why wait until I'm dead," he said.

His preferred creative outlet, graffiti on trains, was growing more difficult due to greater security so he decided to branch out into infiltrating museums. "I tend to gravitate to places with less sophisticated security systems," he said.

Officials at the Natural History Museum declined to comment on security. Museum of Modern Art officials said only that the offending picture was taken down on March 17.

It was unclear what gave the game away but Banksy's version of Andy Warhol's iconic images of Campbell's Soup Cans showed a can of Tesco value tomato soup, a discounted brand sold by a British supermarket chain.

"Obviously they've got their eye a lot more on things leaving than things going in which works in my favor," Banksy said. "I imagine they'll be doing stricter bag checks now."

He said the painting in the Metropolitan Museum, a small portrait of a woman wearing a gas mask, had been discovered after one day, while the others stayed up for several days. The paintings were fixed to the wall with extra-strong glue.

Asked how he managed to escape notice while putting them up on a busy Sunday at the museums, he said: "They do get pretty full, but not if you put the pictures in the boring bits."











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