Today I, me, the person typing this received a Juror Summons: means that 1 day I have to be at a courthouse at 8.15 am not liking that idea I perused the options for not turning up, heh here it comes:

If you fall within 1 of these categories listed below, you must say so on the juror summons and return it.
1.1
you have been convicted of an offence and sentenced:
1.1.1
to death (and the sentence was not carried out)

I am sorry folks but this is just toooo funny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> especially considering it is in brackets, like an after thought <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"