After a LOooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnggggggggggggg talk to the person on the other side of the line.... i had to give him the URL, explain to him that its purely accidental.... etc etc etc....
He finally told me his name... Dave.... and did we have a DECENT giggle about this <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />