I will get sooo many nightmares with those slippers!!!!!

I have a severe problem with a few things...

1. Anything with more than 4 legs!!!! (especially those not living in the ocean - crafish etc i can sort of handle - on a plate at least, in real life i will avoid them)

2. Anything with NO legs that live in the ground (worms)

3. Anything that ends up on my plate with EYES attached to it... (i am a shef's worst nightmare when it comes to prawns... i will only eat it if they remove the head)

4. Olives. (dont ask i cant explain it.... i just CANT... tried and tried again... i CANT)

Of all the things i could possibly have a phobia about... its earthworms.... Cant look at them, cant watch anyone touch them.... cant come close to them... i will run and screem like a 14-year old coo-girl if you bring one to me...

Spiders.... some i kill... those i know to be poisonous, or scary... others i avoid (especially the bigger ones... i think the more you try to re-locate them, the scarier they become... when you just see them and then re-locate YOURSELF, they are much less scary <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> )

Hmmmm someone mentioned mice?????

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I once killed a mouse by "accident"... We got home one evening... and my 2 little monsters (tantrum and jessy - the 2 whos' pics are also in this thread), rushed into the house, and started sniffing profusely by a coutch.... so i lifted the coutch and they both run to the next coutch and sniffed there.... I I decided to lift that coutch too, so they can get to whatever they are after.... and out runs a mouse.... before they could even chase the mouse, i let out this blood-curdling EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> and the mouse drops DEAD in its track.... it got a heart attack...





Your existence alone, is excuse enough for the creation of the entire universe… Il you my darling Jeanne-Dré 