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Paf! (slips around with funny cartoon slipping noise)
I shall have my revenge
Paf! once I regain my balance!
Paf! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />
Could someone
Paf! pass me some ice skates?
Paf! And maybe a band-aid?
Paf! Ah, forget it. Just need to calm down... Go yoga or samurai or something.
(sits indian style on slippery floor)
(slowly raises to both feet at the same time, equally distributing weight on both sides)
Ha! I stand! ... but I can't move or else I'll fall... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
But... neither can you! Ha! And I don't think you can fly either! I've read about you in the books of Tolkien, and nowhere is it said you can fly!
Now I just need to get back on the offence... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Killerzzz
