In the Mississippi ? Hm, I thought Alligators were there ...
Shark attacks ... I read that the reason is that they mistake humans swimming on these waverider boards (where they stand on) with seals. From an underwater point of view, they have a very similar shape.
When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it. --Dilbert cartoon
"Interplay.some zombiefied unlife thing going on there" - skavenhorde at RPGWatch