Good News; Saturday is over and done with *phew!*
Bad News; why do all the plebs come out to dinner on a Saturday Night <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Example:
Customer:Excuse me the swordfish is Raw in the middle (it is suppose to be.ed)
can you cook it more for me plz?
Me: Certainly .. but if we cook it more it will become very dry!
Customer: thats ok!
10 minutes later
Me: here you go Sir, your well done Swordfish
2 Minutes later
Customer: Sorry but I cant eat this it is to dry! can I have Chicken instead please!
Me: *Slaps forehead & Groans* put smile on face and says Certainly that will take another 10 minutes or so
Customer: thank you, but please understand that I will never eat here again!

Nevermind that on the menu it says that the swordfish is served Medium Rare <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"