Or as Andrew Eldrich put it:

Question: I am unattractiv, sexually immachure, lazy, stupid and meen. What career would sute me best?

Answer: Journalism. If you fail there, try music journalism.

OK, that might be a little bit too mean. I mean, he probablly isn't stupid.

Übereil

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce