*The girl enters the tavern and sits at the bar*
Good evening, gentlemen, lady. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> I hope you don't mind animals in here? I brought a few compagnons; they need to socialise and learn a bit of civilized manners. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
*Whistles; a crow flies over the Guards' head and lands on spick's head. While the Guards are looking up a marten and a bobcat slip in between their legs; the marten climbs on Abaddon and lays around his neck, and the bobcat jumps on Mea's nap. A huge grizzly standing up forces The Guards to get out of the entrance, and a wolf hurries in and jumps on janggut, making him fall off of his chair.*
I'll take a beer, a piece of bread & cheese and a beef, please. The beef is for my companions of course; the hunt was not very good lastly and I had a lot of difficulties to prevent the from serving themselves in your stable when we arrived... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
I'll pay you with herbs. Any purpose you might even imagine to need a herb for, I can bring you some.
*Looks at the people's faces...* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />
Don't worry for the friends I brought; they have no archness at all. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> *Looks at the wolf who is still after janggut and at the bear who sends a guard fly against a wall* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> These two are a bit playful, but it's just because they're young. But anyway, this house is solid, these guys too, and your guards can use a bit of training, don't they? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
