A smallish person with hairy feet saunters casually into the bar, accidently liberating a pouch from a dishevelled looking woman, noticing that it was full of herbs, he knocked the woman on the hip and said: "Pardon I think you dropped that!" then continued walking to the bar.
At the bar he pulls himself on a stool (well climbed would be a better word) and says " Hey Barkeep you know of any work around here?"
