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The Butler opened a Bakery??? hmm well ok then nvm NOOOO!! dont even think about touching my armor you crazy woman, I have places to go things to do !!!

With that Mea sets of to report the Bribeble FAACTA to the King or Queen or whichever Higher Being controls this land at the moment.

With an agility that belies the heavy armor Mea struts to the door!

*Gal to Lady Rain* Well, hi there, back with the living? How's the head doing?
If you have severe headaches there is a woman at the bar, she claims to be able to help you with her herbs and stuff. And btw, you and Üb, not working, you see, he is a skeleton, hiding behind a cape, hiding behind a dark and gloomy cloud etc... and you are a pretty lady with a raincloud as company. How would that work, hey?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

*Gal to Üb* Ok, the lady is now in the bathtub, she needs some hot towels and since the butler is gone, I need you to do the job, ok?

*Gal to Mea* You have nothing left to do then to stare in that juice, old guy!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Now, it's bed-time for all of you and especially for the pretty ladies amongst us <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Nighty night!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

whilst strutting towards the door Mea heard the reply: You have nothing left to do then to stare in that juice, old guy!!"

Slightly miffed, Mea wiggles her hips (no mean feat in armor) and walks out in a huff (whatever that may be)

The girl gets out of the room, after spending the night getting rid of all the dirt she has gathered during her trip to get to the tavern. Of course, she had the bear guarding the door while she was proceeding; that little man with hairy feet awoke a disturbing mistrust feeling in her... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Strangely, there is a big contrast with the atmosphere and look of the place with those of last night... There is no food left on the ground, but the decoration has gotten a post-appocalyptic style and every being is or unconcious and lying in sometimes very improbable places/positions, or kind of hypnotised by their glass... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

She stealthily makes her way to Ubereil, whose cap is held up by magic wich also keeps the inside of it dark and gloomy ( <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> ) through the bodies and debris.
"Dear sir, can I have a piece of your clothe to make myself a thong to fix my hair? We starved on our way to get here so I sacrificed my previous one to the animals. This fabric seems to be something that would last me even longer than my hair. In exchange, I'll give you enought of a vegetal tissue that would make you a summer robe that will be much less encumberant than this one, in wich you'll never be disturbed by the heat and that repels any mess that could happen on it." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Before Ube has the time to answer she sees the flash of the sun on Mea's armor as she leaves the tavern and the bobcat jumping to catch her back. Hurriedly she runs out of the tavern, whistles and jumps on the mustang arriving at full speed. *If the bobcat adopted Mea, she better know it!* thinks the girl as she hurries to catch Mea & the bobcat back.

But where is my head? I WANT MY HEAD <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />! *Übereil starts running aroun the place looking for his head. But he started with thinking where it might be, and he was so busy doing that he didn't notice that girl with all the animals sat down beside him and asked for a cloth from his robe. Then he starts looking...*

Übereil

PS



What?!?

DS

In her huff Mea slammed the door and heard a horrific cry of pain, looking back she saw that the Pussy-cat's tail had got caught in the door, turning around and carefully opening the door again while simultaneously using her special ability of "Lay on Hands" to rid the pain from the pussycats tail, when the Pussy cat (ok so it is a LARGE pussycat) looked at Mea with adoring eyes, she could resist but to scratch behind the cats ears, at which point it started to PURR LOUDLY.

At which time the door opened once more and the(now very clean)green looking Lady came running out whilst whistling ... a rather Large Horse came galloping towards the Tavern (from only the gods know where) Mea taking swift action drags the pussy to the side, so the green lady can get to her horse or at least that's what Mea presumes, the woman is gonna do!

The girl jerks as she sees Mea still in front of the tavern as she expected her to be already a while away. She fawns a bit on the horse's head and sends him back to where he comes from, since she doesn't need to go anywhere finally.

Since the bobcat will very likely follow Mea, the girl begins by announcing it to her in case she would not have noticed it already...
Then she informs her of a couple of tips to avoid embarassing situations that can happen when we live with a bobcat, like being taken for responsible of a drastic down in some domestic animal populations or of huge lacerations in some wooden furnitures...

She scratches the bobcat behind the ears goodbye, glad that it decided to go on its own but a bit sad as she will miss it. She was not worried, though; after all, it was not raised by anybody, isn't it? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

At that point, she decides to go back inside to prepare a herbal tea with tansy & yarrow for Lady_Rain who doesn't look very well...


[PS @Ube]
[color:"orange"] Dammit, is there anyone hwo knows that I don't HAVE a skull anymore? It disapeared in the summoningporcess of my body! Dammit! [/color]

[color:"pink"] @ Üb
If you don't have a skull, what is holding up your cap? [/color]

[color:"orange"] Well, magic is holding my cap up. And it allso keeps the in on my cap dark and gloomy. [/color]
[/PS @Ube] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

But what about your ( <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> )?

Übereil

*Whaaaaaauw*
Gal got up from a long and fast sleep, she yawns very loud and walks towards the waterfountain. To splash some fresh water in her face to chase away the sleep...

On her way to the fountain, she meets Mea (the juice is completely vaporised, I guess <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ) .

"Where did you came from?" asks Mea "It's been 4 days since you drank that tea from the herbal woman and you fell asleep with your head on the table."

Tea?? Herbal woman? My head on the table?? This smells like a huge plot against me!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Oh no, I forgot about Lady Rain in the tub!! I wonder if she would still be in there?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
...

Did I say, "fast sleep"?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /> I ment "deep sleep"!!
It's not easy to write well when you are just awake, you know... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleepey.gif" alt="" />

Mea stomped elegantly (don't ask me how she does that, but she does OK!) back into the Tavern with the Pussy cat in tow, "Barman give me a glass erm ... Make that a Bucket of milk for Little Galadriel here" pointing at the cat, "and please give me some more of that Guava Juice, the other seemed to have disappeared!"

Mea looks with surprise at the sleepy woman in her nearly see-through nightgown,who's muttering something about a bathtub and another female, *Mea pointedly scratches her head* and wonders about the trials and tribulations of womanhood, which promptly brought on a cramp in her stomach!

Oh gods no not already, Mea thought, oh well at least I am not pregnant, and tries to remember that magic night, without success as now the dreaded headache started to make it self known, without realizing, Mea grabbed her stomach and bent over, trying futily to stick her head between her knees, knowing that it doesn't help at all but hoping it will get her past those cramps.

Gal pets Little Galadriel on the back.
"Hey there, Mea, You must have missed me a lot, since you called your pet cat "Little Galadriel"? I'm very honored though, at least you didn't name your cow after me" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"Bartender! A round for the whole bar, please! And make sure it's from that good stuff you are keeping hidden in your cellar! Today is the day to celebrate! I bought a hugh farm with a few acres of ground around it, and I invite you all to use it as a place to come home, whenever you need to. You can feed your horses, wash and sleep and make it into a shelter for all your animals.
For the herbalists among us, there is also a glasshouse and a garden to grow your herbs, and in that glasshouse, you can make all your medecines.
Yeah, I got lucky, my rich uncle died and he left me everything, and I want to share my fortune with all my friends.
Be welcome in my pioneer farm and feel at home!

Mea Looks up at the girl in the nightdress called Gal, and wonders if there's a chappel near the farm, cause it appears that her god is trying to tell her something by playing chopsticks on her brain <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

I don't know bout a church, but there was a AA-building on the way to town <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

Ok, I admit, telling folks about my new purchase in a nearly see-through nightgown isn't very convinsible. But please, you have to believe me, it would be a much better place then this filty bar, because since Janggut left for his bakery, the place hasn't seen soap nor water! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Btw, here is a link to his brand new store .

And what were you telling about chopsticks, Mea?? And please, no chapels or churches for me, I'm allergic to these kind of things, I only rely on my magical powers and my heart! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Mea Sighs *Sigh,Sigh,Sigh,* "well that means I wont be going there, since there is no God on that place I could not even walk there ! *Sigh,Sigh,Sigh,*

But Jangg's new Bakery looks sooo good it must be godly inspired "so I shall go there!"

Mea whistles at Galadriel, (who perks up her ears) and says come Galad, we are going for munchies, with a leap and a bound Galad, was sitting by the door, Looking with big Green eyes that had the definite expression of "Hurry up already huh!" Galad waited impatiently for Mea to catch up.

*sigh* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> "That silly elven woman's egocentrism will lose her!" says the girl (in her head, of course <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />) after realising that Galadriel thought that the tonic she made for Lady Rain was intended to her and drank the whole cup. Those herbs can have very different effects depending on the race...
"Well, she slept longer than expected, but it could have been a much bigger mess if it had been a soporific having the inverse effect; and at least, while she was sleeping, she couldn't make other mistakes of this kind that could hurt her..." the girl thinks.

"A elven mage farmer? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> Particular..." the girl wonders when she hears Galadriel announcing her new acquisition and paying a round. But be that as it may, the girl is happy for her and willing to celebrate the news gladly.

As she's about to swallow the first gulp of her drink, she notices Mea who stands in a posture that makes the laws of physics that should apply to a woman in heavy armor lie. By what she can see, Mea is stuck with the hell of head&stomach ache...

"Mmmmmph!!" (the girl had forgotten to swallow <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> )
"Aren't there no priest around here?" she calls after swallowing her gulp. Obviously, there is not; and the one who is the closest to a priest here happens to be the one in pain.
"It must be terrible to be directly linked with a god when he's sneezing" she speculates while she goes to Mea to try to relieve her with a healing spell, although she has doubts on the efficiency of the help she can provide in case that the pain would have a divine cause...