that the poor butler had to shine up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Oh no, no more poor butler! I got a nice postcard from "Janggut's Bakery" and it looks like he is having the time of his life!!
@Mea
My dear beloved and favorite Paladin, I have reported the crimes to the FAACTA, but appearently the farmer bribed them with beer and lousy cookies, so they closed their eyes on the poor mistreated animals.
And don't you worry about them now, they can all come and live at my lands, the most beautiful land of Middle Earth, Lothlorien. They will live their in peace and they die only of old age. Doesn't that look good to you? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> and no bad feelings ok? The goats had their little fun and so did I <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
*Gal pours poor exhausted Mea a cup of fresh juice* Now, be a good paladin and keep staring untill I call for you, ok? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Btw, give me that heavy shiny armour, will you? This thing is too heavy to wear around all the time, I still have some nice silky robes from my husband Celeborn lying around here somewhere. You have about the same sizes, it will look great on you too.
*Meanwhile, Gal is looking around for Übereill, Abaddon, and all the rest of the barfight.*
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