If your time is so goddamn valuable, how come you're wasteing it here telling everyone how useless they are because they don't know everything about everything? You've obviouslly got talent and knowledge to do something usefull, like cure AIDS, solve the energy problem or stare into a wall.
Oh, but you misunderstand. Right this very moment, I'm working to solve world hunger and bring about global peace. The cures for HIV and cancer are nearly ready!
Another truth from my side: You failed. Miserablly. In fact, you screwed up whorse than the guy who turned of the heat controller in the Chernobyl nuclear power plant on the 26th of Aprill 1986.
Übereil
Whorse? Is that... a Freudian slip? Is it the company of a lady of the night, she of the negotiable affections, that you crave? No need to be ashamed. It's a normal thing, after all, for a strapping young lad like you to want to experiment. Do be careful, though. I'd hate for you to catch something nasty. Try not to get yourself into a bind, either. She might come after you for child support funds at a later date.
Besides which, I think your sarcasm meter got broken.
