What do you mean 'the wolpertinger is a myth!'???
You ignorant Prussians from north of the river Main! How dare you. Thousands of eye-witness reports are on file from native Bavarians, who swear holy oaths on the veracity of their observations.
All reports confirm that upon sharpening your senses by drinking a minimum of 10 mugs of local brew, your chances of seeing one become quite good - the real reason non-natives dispute that, is the factual experience that those simply fall under the table in the middle the sensual preparation phase, after a mere 6 to 8 mugs.
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