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Another day in the lair and still there is no jester to entertain the royal family

yeah, what is keeping him so long <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

surely you jest........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

why not yourself? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> No Jurak - Dragons are dragons, which is in and of itself a very nice thing. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
But Orcs and Wombles have the extra talent of being funny (if they wish) - so unless there are others with the talent? Maybe there's another Imp somewhere? Maybe yoooou or Womble would be our village jester?

Job Requirements: Only 'Tastefully' funny people need apply. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> That way if we don't like your jokes, you'll at least taste good. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I'll skip the job-opening here

Me too.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Majesty you may want to stop telling recruits that youll eat them....you can still do it I just think that you are scaring them all away...*bows*

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />I know, but ... but ... it was only ... you know ... if they weren't tastefully funny ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> I was sure they would want to be considered tasty. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Okay, I promise that we (the dragons) won't try to nibble on anyone who has gainful employment within the Lair. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

dont make promises you cant keep <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Have place for lonely dragon which has just awaken??

but offcourse <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
always enough room for new dragons <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Read my promise, JVB, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> It's a carefully worded contract. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

We love to have new dragons join the Lair! As well as 'other' races, ie, human, elf, dwarf, etc. And truly, if you're a member of our Lair, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> we do promise not to nibble on you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

**does he dayly tour, cleaning the lair**
Pom pom pom....
Its pretty clean today. Seems like the dragons didnt celberate last night.

I bow my head before goodnes of majesty.
I'm at Your command *roars*

You forgot half demons majesty.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

Never! You're my bodyguard - even though I see you have your resume out saying you're looking for work. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Good Half-demons, of course! <LOL>

Sorry majesty...the lair was out of order for a while and I had to hire myself out to survive...it was horrible... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

ummmm....wow its quiet...everybody must be asleep...

I think Ill just ring this gong over here....[color:"yellow"]*GOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!![/color]

ah!!! No I wasn't stealing "make yourself a dragon in 10 days" pills! i wasn't!

*Royal bodyguard smacking down the would be theif* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />