Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) Obsessive-compulsive disorder

Only too true.....

at least i havnt been doing badly the last 2 weeks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> so i am a happy-kirby-insane-person (or is that a kirby-happy-insane-person? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> )

Working hard to get my promotion still... but sooooooonnnn i hope... by the latest end of next month...

If you have no time now, how will your life look with that promotion?

Übereil

Lady, be careful!...promotion might suck!...pun intended <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Maybe she will end up in a cubicle office where she can boss others around? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Oh joy!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr @ my life.... (bosses especially)

Yea that promotion is hanging again!!!!

and now they stuffing me around about my incetives.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

let me just see whats going to happen by monday.... otherwise i take them to court and go work for the airlines!!!!

*sigh!!!!!!*

I wish you good luck. That's all I can do from here. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Aah Lady_Rain I feel for you, all I can say is come to Australia, every South African I have/had working for me, loves it here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

So far so good... worked my (_x_) off today... but got another sale.... (so 3 so far since friday... - which means they owe me a free kirby.... , but tomorrow i will work 4* as hard, to make sure i have nother one.... so they CANT dispute anything.... i WONT let them f*#$ me over AGAIN....

*mumbles something about romanian and russian bosses*

i will just PROVE that i got it fair and square....

(btw, the whole thing is about them disputing 2 sales i did friday morning... accusing me of doing them thursday, so i dont get them in the incentive for a free kirby)

but i will get there... courts or not... (hopefully without)

@ Mea

I love Aus... but i also love SA... and i have more family here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> also business is easier here.

@ Mea
Can I come over and work for you too? I'm used to serve and do the dishes... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />
At least your place would get more clients, I hear I'm very popular at my work when it comes at serving food. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Lady, you would have to be a good salesman to sell these big hunks of steel, you're sales ploy must go on and on and on...ie. Obsessive-compulsive disorder
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Lol @ spick

Have you ever seen those "big hunks of steel" in action????

And my sales are pretty quick... 45 mins from when i walk into the door. the VERY difficult clients take 1:30.

let me put it into context....

Your average vacuum cleaner (including rainbow, genises, vorwerk etc) are on average 5 - 10% effecte!!!!!! now you show people a vacuum cleaner that is 100% effective.... and you pretty muchly have a sale <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

the only difficult part is finding the ones who can afford it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

and the pics you pasted are models thats 10 years old (G5 left), 20 years old (legend II, middle), 13-15 yearls old (G4 - right)

And they all probably still working!!!!

(oh did i mention that they are porsche designed??? )

Righto lady, good on ya. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
We had a Kirby salesperson at our house one night and could not get shot of him for hours!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />
Though i agree the Kirby does work wonders i felt the sales ploy was far too agressive and some people in our area felt "pressured" into the purchase, maybe now after all these years i might (just might) consider purchasing one now, especially as our Dyson is on it's last legs.
How do you fancy an International sale?
Forward me some prices and models and we'll see what comes of it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
P.S. How are they on wooden floors?

when i turn on my mp3, radio or whatever, i seem obsessed by setting the volume on numbers i like, for example, 28,33,36,39,42 etc it seems the 2 numbers have to do somthing with eachother or something, also everytime i see 22:22 on the clock i do a wish (quite often)...

Strange things, but it just feels better to do them somehow...

@ Lady Rain -> no wonder Porsche stick to its dayjob duties - designing cars in stead of the other hunks of steel. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> & i wish things get better for u. not fair for someone who works her butt off & yet not get any promo. dang those romanian & russian bosses! get some zulu spears up their arses & see if they like it.

@ Mea -> if ever i visit aussie, i'll drop by your place first. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

@ theDivine -> i had the same problem myself, but it was the numbers 318. any car that passes by, i would try to find these running numbers on them. good thing i got rid of this madness already. ..... have i?

Heheheh let me guess, a couple of years ago.... the ones we call the old-school-pushers... Kirby went through a phaze then where the people already changed their opinions about finances... but kirby hasnt yet.... now our missions is not to sell kirbies any more... its to make you sell it to yourself.... no pressure, and you do all the hard work FOR us <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

You in the UK right???

THe kirby should be about 1600 pounds...
The latest model is the Diamond. (we only sell 1 model)
On wooden floors ... you have never seen better!!!! it treats the woodenfloor non-slip... polishes it (no buildups EVER), and seals it while it treats it anti-bacterial!!... and its as easy as normal vacuumcleaning... just a different "powerhead" on the front...

Here is a quick runthrough of what the kirby normally does in your home

Carpets - Vacuum and wash... stainremoval etc etc etc
Dusting - Various attachements that makes dusting in difficult places easy, even ceiling fans, high cupbourds etc.
Anit-static dusting - Keeps your TV, Computers etc DUST FREE (no static to attract dust, and it vacuums all the dust SAFELY out of fans in computers)
Upholstery - vacuuming and WASHING it... uses a dry foam thats safe for kids to play with (the bigger foam party they have on the sofa, the cleaner it gets <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
SPecialised attachments - Sliding doors (cleans out the runners 100%), inflators (for matresses or swimming pool toys), drain unblockers, scalp massager, pet massager
Floor care kits - cleans and polishes all flooring surfaces (wood, laminated wood, tiles, marble, slate / slasto, sandstone, terracotta tiles, natural clay floors. The only floors it doesnt clean is rubber and tar - unless you live in a factory, you shouldnt have those in your house <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

It even has an optional "turbo accessory kit" that polishes cars and wooden furniture, can be converted into a sander, can scrub tiles, can act as a massager, etc.....

and as for kirby.... i had a LOOOONNNGGGGG discussion with my bosses today.... if i deliver all 3 i sold, they will give me what they promised... as for my promotion.. its been processed already... they just need to make a opening for me in the office... (kick on of the older guys out - into his own office... NOT firing him... just force him to open his own office)

SO apparently its all happening.... (we will see)

£1600....you havin' a laugh ain't ya??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> ...i only wanted to hoover the bloomin' thing!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, you can get a decent computer ffor £1600. Even at dell <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> (come on, it's a freaken vacuumcleaner!).

Übereil

You don't know in what houses we live here!! Maybe some of us like to live on tar and rubber... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

@ Ubs & Spick...

No joke there... if you want to pay peanuts, you will get monkey designs....

This is the rolls of HOME MAINTENANCE SYSTEMS.... if it was a vacuum cleaner, it would be cheaper... but it is a complete system... doing EVERYTHING in your home....

and Ubs... Even Dells dont last 30 years... you also cant trade them in for 100% of your purchase price after 15 years.