Weuh, I didn't even know there are two :|  Lynn, help ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Extra hint for the first one : <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>I'm not even supposed to be here today</span>
 Iunno.  I give up.  Get it someone! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> 
  Hello ?... Yes... ..*whispers to bystanders: It's the hospital*..  Yes...  Very well, let me know if there's any change in his condition.  ..*puts phone down*..  He's dead.
   <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />  Ah, this deserves a big  
LOL!   . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Alright, do you think I should give the answer for my other ones, Rat?  You're the only one here so I guess you should be the one to decide. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />  
Here's hints though. 
 #1 : Whats that?
#2 : Antidote.
#3 : (grimly) An antidote for what?
#2 : The poison you just drank. Of course. Hahahahaha!
 
 <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> -The Lost Shankara Stones</span> 
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> -Fortune and Glory </span> 
  <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> -KALIMA!</span> 
   <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> - What did she say?    -Children... she says they took their children. </span>  
 #1 : So what were we up against this time, mate?
#2 : Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pigmies... big bugs...  
 <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> -Wow, that was amazing! Perfect aim!     -What do you mean? I missed.</span> 
 <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> -Listen closely little one, for... it is you who is the chosen one... </span>
   <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> -My boy you have just commenced the chain of events that will bring about the next apocalypse! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />        ...     -You, lighten up. You  
big trouble. You, come with me.</span>
 <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> The actor who plays O'Connel, also plays Dudley DoRight, and George of the Jungle. </span> 
Hope these are a big help. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Killerzzz