Weuh, I didn't even know there are two :| Lynn, help ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Extra hint for the first one : <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>I'm not even supposed to be here today</span> Solution for the second one : <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Top Secret</span>, the ueber-silly movie (although just recently I saw Tampopo, and what the hell was that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />), and the source for classics like,
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Hello ?... Yes... ..*whispers to bystanders: It's the hospital*.. Yes... Very well, let me know if there's any change in his condition. ..*puts phone down*.. He's dead.