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it might surprise you but on my home pc there is a attractive female on the wallpaper in a daring position but not revealing (much)

Imagine my surprise! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

I am in blood
Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o'er.