Some isms expressed in cows:
Communism: You have two cows. You give one to your neigbour.
Socialism: You have two cows. The govverment takes both and gives you milk.
Liberalism: You may have as many cows as you like.
Fashism: You have two cows. The goverment takes your cows and shoots you.
Nazism: You have no cows, and the goverment is run by swines.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buys a bull.
EU-capitalism: You have two MAD cows.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The goverment takes both, shoots one, milks one and pours the milk away.
EU-bureaucracy: You have two cows. After three summits, EU decides to buy a decided ammount of milk to a set price and pour it away. Then they order you to slaughter the cows because some other cows are mad. The rest of the milk you'll have to pour away for yourself.
Alcoholism: You have two cows, but see four.
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