When I was a little boy, I had a book named Bongo. And I told the class about it at Show and Tell. But they were discussing something else at the time. So, when I told them about it I was <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />.

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham