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She was walking all alone Down the street in the alley Her name was sally She never saw it When she was hit by space junk
In new york Miami beach Heavy metal fell In cuba Angola Saudi Arabia On Christmas eve Said norad A Soviet sputnik Hit Africa India Venezuela In texas Kansas It’s falling fast Peru too It keeps coming It keeps coming
And now I’m mad about (space junk!) I’m all burned out about (space junk!) Oooh walk & talk about (space junk!) It smashed my baby’s head And now my sally’s dead
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce
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smog is so dmn bad...stupid idiots wich finded all the cars and stuff out,,, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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If you have such smog problems in the winter... what's it like in the summer? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
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There she was, just walking down the street Singing doo-wa-di-di-di-di-dam-di-di-do Snapping her fingers and shuffling to the beat Singing doo-wa-di-di-di-di-dam-di-di-do
(It's Ube's song's fault if that song is gonna be in everyone's head now <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />)
LaFille,
Toujours un peu sauvage.
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Yey! The rain cleansed all the dirty smog away! Aaaah, it's soo great to be able to breath again! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> Breath? Breathing's for fish! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> On that subject, I've got a new fact! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> Its a celebration! Did you know that banging your head against a wall constantly for a while is a very good way to lose calories? Its true and proven! Its also true that if you do this weight-loss maneuver, you'll lose many many brain cells! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> SO DON'T DO IT! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> You've just been facted by: Killerzzz
Those penguins will take over the world!
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killerfog now gone but responsible for many many deaths, when will poeple learn, stop smoking eel. No seriously if we all start using a bike more often killerfog wouldn't exist
It's one of these days...
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In the state of Vermont, there are no road signs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
I would get lost there:
In the middle of nowhere "Excuse me sir, but could you point me in the direction of Vermont?" "Uh, you're in Vermont." "Really? It must be an unpopulated place! I didn't even see a sign..." "...Man, Vermont is a state, not a city." "... ... ... Oh, and I suppose the U.S. is a country then, huh?" "Yyyy-ah..." "... ... Ah... ... I see..."
And thats me lost in Vermont. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Before my little skit, you had just been facted by:
Killerzzz
P.S.: And didja ever notice how the word 'nowhere' looks like 'now''here' instead of 'no''where'? Well I did. Kurplunk!-&*
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"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" -- The Simpsons
"In Soviet Russia, fork turns you!" -- The Simpsons
"D'oh!" -- The Simpsons
Did you know that, in the script for episodes of The Simpsons, "D'oh!" is written as "Disgruntled grunt" ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
You've just been facted by:
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P.S.: In retrospect, it might actually be "Disgruntled moan", but I forget. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Last edited by killerzzz; 12/02/06 06:59 AM.
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I am in blood Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o'er.
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Someone tickle me please, so I can start laughing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? ~Jeremy Bentham
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Ok, that will do <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> I like it, thanks Cleglaw <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
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* tickle tickle *
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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Cooties. What are they? Where do they come from? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" /> You'd be surprised, actually. A 'cootie' is simply a louse (singular of lice). Now, from whence came this schoolyard myth that 'guuurls haave coooo-tiiiies!' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> ? Well, its a proven fact. Because girls, in general, have longer hair, they are more prone to having lice (and so, cooties). "Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite." ... Wuts a begbug? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> Well guys and gals, a 'bedbug' is simply another type of lice. While a cootie will take up home in your hair, bedbugs are the type that hag out on furniture, and in the hair on the other parts of your body (armpits, arms, chest, legs, ... inbetween those last two <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> ..., etc.). And finally, what the hell is a louse? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Well, a louse is a bug that latches itself onto one of your hairs with its powerful claws (thats why you can't just scratch'em out). They get down near your flesh, and drink your blood like the common tick, leech, or misquito. They can't fly or jump, and they are about 0.5 to 0.8 milimeters (mm) in length. And they eggs. Oooh, do they ever lay eggs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> You've just been facted by: Killerzzz
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Well, that went well with my toast and coffee....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
[color:"#33cc3"] Jurak'sRunDownShack!Third Member of Off-Topic Posters Defender of the [color:"green"]PIF. [/color] Das Grosse Grüne Ogre!!! [/color]
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Toxic mind control-Read all about it here Half of the world's human population is infected with Toxoplasma, parasites in the body—and the brain...Oxford scientists discovered that the minds of infected rats have been subtly altered...If the parasite can alter rat behavior, does it have any effect on humans?...Are parasites like Toxoplasma subtly altering human behavior?... Still not sure that parasites can manipulate the behavior of host organisms? Consider these other cases: * The lancet fluke Dicrocoelium dendriticum forces its ant host to attach to the tips of grass blades, the easier to be eaten. The fluke needs to get into the gut of a grazing animal to complete its life cycle. * The fluke Euhaplorchis californiensis causes fish to shimmy and jump so wading birds will grab them and eat them, for the same reason. * Hairworms, which live inside grasshoppers, sabotage the grasshopper's central nervous system, forcing them to jump into pools of water, drowning themselves. Hairworms then swim away from their hapless hosts to continue their life cycle.
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? ~Jeremy Bentham
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* tickle tickle *
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> Gal giggles <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> no not the belly!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
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Cool article, Cleglaw. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
LaFille,
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Ewww... Grooooss... That makes any of my other stuff seem delectible. Fascinating though. But I don't see the schizophrenic people making others eat them. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> Still, fascinating. Half the worlds population, eh? Are You An Alien Abductee? Connection maybe? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" /> It would explain the blackouts... waking up in strange places... the dreams... Take me to your leader! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> ........................................... But back on a serious note, I bet its got alot to do with the schizophrenia. So, what do the Toxoplasma gondii want? Whats with the schizophrenic behavior? What is their plan? World domination? Murder? Eat more candie? Who knows... maybe there is no plan or, that is, objective (grasshopper: get eaten). Maybe, in people, they just cause irrationnal and even violent behavior. Maybe they accidently tap into what we may call 'evil'. Of course, not all schizophrenics are bad (just alot of 'em). My guess at the schizophrenia that we are supposing they cause, is them trying to get eaten by a tiger or something (I don't know, I'm not a doctor <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ) but since we have highly evolved minds, their messages get screwed up and fugged up sh1te happens (pardon my french... and whats up with that expression anyhow? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> ... thats not french, sillies! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> ). ........................................... (wait a second... did I just say that, or was I thinking it?... did they hear me?... ) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Killerzzz
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Singulars You Probably Didn't See Comming
Whats the singular of Applause?: <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> Plaudit. </span>
Whats the singular of Dice?: <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> Die </span> (and I've done the next one already) Whats the singular of lice?: <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> Louse (same as mice and mouse) </span>
Past Tense You Probably Didn't See Comming
Whats the past tense of (cursword...) sh*t? <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> swap the 'i' for an 'a' and you got it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> (same as sit and sat) </span>
On a different note, I will annouce the winner of the Caption Contest either at lunch or tonight. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
You've just been facted by:
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Last edited by killerzzz; 14/02/06 04:23 PM.
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New antigravity solution will enable space travel near speed of light by the end of this century Click
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? ~Jeremy Bentham
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