In the state of Vermont, there are no road signs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I would get lost there:

In the middle of nowhere
"Excuse me sir, but could you point me in the direction of Vermont?"
"Uh, you're in Vermont."
"Really? It must be an unpopulated place! I didn't even see a sign..."
"...Man, Vermont is a state, not a city."
"... ... ... Oh, and I suppose the U.S. is a country then, huh?"
"Yyyy-ah..."
"... ... Ah... ... I see..."

And thats me lost in Vermont. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Before my little skit, you had just been facted by:

Killerzzz




P.S.: And didja ever notice how the word 'nowhere' looks like 'now''here' instead of 'no''where'?
Well I did.
Kurplunk!-&*


Those penguins will take over the world!