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I like bouncing, boing-boing-boing,
up and down until I get a pain in my groin.
Try to be happy and when it realy counts,
turn into a rubberball and bounce-bounce-bounce!!


Bouncing down the club with this bird named denise
I mentioned to her in passing that I was pretty good at tennis
She looked me up and down and said "that doesn't need announcing"
"Judging by the way your balls are bouncing!"

I like bouncing, boing-boing-boing etc....

Spick: one of the first vinyl albums I bought was the 'not the nine o'clock news' collections. Freakin' hillarious. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin