Bad Jokes Gone Wrong ...And then
I said: "Thats not my dog! Thats my burrito!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Ba-da-tssshhh!
...So a guy walks into a bar and said: "This bar being placed here is very inconveniante, and in fact dangerous as people might walk into it." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Ba-da-tssshhh!
...What do you get when you mix a cow, a pig, and a chicken? What I ate last night! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />
Ba-da-tssshhh!
...Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was the most conveniant path to his destination. He got arrested for J-walking.
.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
(Oh, that was the joke!) Ba-da-tssshhh!
...Knock, knock. Who's there? Betcherwon. Betcherwon who? Betcherwondering why I'm talking to myself! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Ba-da-tssshhh!
...So whats with forks these days? I mean, how many points are they supposted to
have ? I see some with four points, three, two... I've even seen one with only one point! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> And I hear people eat with them now?
Whoa! one step into the future at a time! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
(... no, no drums for him this time.)
...Thats all for now folks. Try the peach cobbler. I'm out!
*Thank God!*
...You bet! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> 'Cause I'll be back in a few minutes for my next proformance! Thanks are defenantly in order.
*Aaaugh! Dammit!*
...You've been a wonderful crowd. Thanks everyone! I'll be here all night.
*Ahhhh!!*
*Evacuate the building!*
*I want to
live !*
(Good God! I'm outa here too!)
... Hello? Is anyone there?
[I'm still here. My friends superglued my butt to the seat as a prank.]
... Great! On with the show! So we got a white guy, a black guy, and a chinese guy......
[This night club will be my death bed.]
[color:"red"] So, does anyone have bad joke overload yet? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> [/color]
Killerzzz
