Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and then return?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
Why did the armadillo cross the road?
He never made it.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who told her she could leave the kitchen?
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
He only made it to the middle-of-the-road.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham
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