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If Christ wanted us to use the metric system He would have had only 10 apostles.

Post 1500!
Beware and despair for a new evil Warlord stalks these fora! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

BBC

Drat! Now I might have to change my ticket to the moon <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Joking aside, this is a pretty spectacular discovery, it shows you how small we really are ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

Mea, read the first post again. And this has NOTHING to do with your previous post. Trust me! Just mentioned it because I felt like it! Chicken!

Übereil

Oh, an adorer of the Marx Brothers ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Dammit! No one remembers what this thread is about (yet another post that is not related to the previous one whatsoever. Was acually thinking of Mea now. Eum...)!

Übereil

I'm drunk... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

A Santa dog lived as a devil god at NASA.

You know I sometimes wonder why we still check this forum ? is it because of the nice ppl?, is it an addiction ?, hm I think it is a little of both <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Kaffebröd!

Übereil

I love Barbecue-CHicken-Pizza <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" />

Red rum, sir, is murder.

Bad Jokes Gone Wrong

...And then I said: "Thats not my dog! Thats my burrito!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Ba-da-tssshhh!

...So a guy walks into a bar and said: "This bar being placed here is very inconveniante, and in fact dangerous as people might walk into it." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Ba-da-tssshhh!

...What do you get when you mix a cow, a pig, and a chicken? What I ate last night! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />

Ba-da-tssshhh!

...Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was the most conveniant path to his destination. He got arrested for J-walking.

.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

(Oh, that was the joke!) Ba-da-tssshhh!

...Knock, knock. Who's there? Betcherwon. Betcherwon who? Betcherwondering why I'm talking to myself! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Ba-da-tssshhh!

...So whats with forks these days? I mean, how many points are they supposted to have ? I see some with four points, three, two... I've even seen one with only one point! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> And I hear people eat with them now? Whoa! one step into the future at a time! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

(... no, no drums for him this time.)


...Thats all for now folks. Try the peach cobbler. I'm out!

*Thank God!*

...You bet! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> 'Cause I'll be back in a few minutes for my next proformance! Thanks are defenantly in order.

*Aaaugh! Dammit!*

...You've been a wonderful crowd. Thanks everyone! I'll be here all night.

*Ahhhh!!*
*Evacuate the building!*
*I want to live !*

(Good God! I'm outa here too!)

... Hello? Is anyone there?

[I'm still here. My friends superglued my butt to the seat as a prank.]

... Great! On with the show! So we got a white guy, a black guy, and a chinese guy......

[This night club will be my death bed.]




[color:"red"] So, does anyone have bad joke overload yet? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

Killerzzz

*Groans LOUDLY* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

...What do you get when you put together a black cat, a tomcat, a white cat, and a fat cat? Meow mix! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />




Ok ok, back off topic.

Bologna is pronounced Boh-low-nee.

Why? Its a question that has plagued humanity for an age.

Its one of those mysteries of the universe, like where babies come from. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Or like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop.

We may never know these secrets of existance, but humanity will always strive to find out.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and then return?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?
He never made it.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Who told her she could leave the kitchen?

Why did the Canadian cross the road?
He only made it to the middle-of-the-road.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide

Hmm

actually it is not ... ask any Italian it is pronounced Boh-lon-yah, however the term Bolognese reffering to something or someone from Bologna is pronounced Bol-lon-yais <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />




Well it seems feasible ... but the magnetic force would have to be three dimensional .. up&down and side ways else the moment you would nudge the bed it would be pushed of its "Magnetic Field" feet so to speak <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Not if you had magnetic sink holes. If you space the magnetic sources far enough apart, the bed will rise if nudged, then fall back into it's original position.

Think of a tray of tightly packet basket balls, each ball representing a magnetic field. When you place a soccer ball on top of this layer, it will roll and rest on three of the basket balls. If you nudge the soccer ball sideways, it will roll up one of the basket balls, then roll back down to it's original position.

So long as you don't bend over the bed and have wild monkey sex, you should be fine!