Besides the actual fact that females have a stronger chance to survive biologically, did yall know that another reason why men die earlier is because we're too damn proud to go to the doctor? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

"I just had a heart attack, but I'm ok becuase I AM MAN!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
"I have a huge gash that might get infected, but I'm ok because I AM MAN!"
"Holy crap!... Nothing a little ducktape can't fix, because I AM MAN!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

"I am hungry; I AM MAN!" Was that on a BurgerKing commercial or something? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz


Those penguins will take over the world!