Also for anyone who plays, get the silly mod. It gives you funny Tips, Quests, and Names. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Some Tips:
* [color:"yellow"] Gol'Goth [/color] the Mangler is [color:"yellow"] not [/color]from US History.
* Defined: Eat - Sitting at a table and consuming a meal...not dribbling crumbs from a donut while you wipe out the next level.
* [color:"yellow"] Sleep [/color] is imperative...otherwise you will start seeing [color:"yellow"] nonexistant monsters [/color] and taking [color:"yellow"] ridiculous chances [/color] with Rikko.
* Pay attention to your spouse or parents. If [color:"yellow"] neglected [/color] too long they might [color:"yellow"] delete the game [/color] when you aren't looking!
Some Quests: (from the actual quests file)
* A \b<basemonster>\b called \b<monster>\b attacked a shipment of whoopie cushions coming to our gift shop, and \bhijacked\b a valuable \b<item>\b from the merchandise! The newbies chased it as far as \blevel <levelsingular>\b. If you return it to me, I will help you write that nasty report you've been putting off...
* Oh, no! There's \banother missing item!\b I went fishing with Bremen and when we got back, Bremen noticed my \b<item>\b was gone.He asked if I'd sold it, because it is a pretty expensive one, and the payments to keep it \binsured\b are just killing me! But no, I hadn't sold it. I've called the insurance company, but they won't replace it until \bsomeone\b goes to check for it on \blevel <levelsingular>\b. If you can find it, my insurance carrier will pay you a reward....
* My \bcoworkers and I\b were on \blevel <levelsingular>\b during a team cohesiveness buiding exercise when \b<monster>\b the \b<basemonster>\b with his mob of \b<minion>s\b invaded our camp.We didn't mind the interruption, but none of us will get our \bbonus\b if we don't finish this! Please \bliquidate this mob\b so my coworkers and I can finish this nonsense. We will pay you with office supplies....
