And he's (unless she's got REALLY hairy legs <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />) lying in the couch with his sneakers on <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />!!! Hit him! Hard!

Übereil

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce