Heh me too, I mean coming HOME after a gut wrenching w/end with a minimum amount of moronic questions!

Scuse me waiter, is the swordfish a fillet?
Scuse me but I am allergic to gluten .. what can I have?
Chef's answer "Salad"
8.30 pm phone rings, me dash frantically to answer, "hello I like to order $10.00 of French fries and ....
Me<haughtily>: sorry we are a Restaurant not a Fish & Chip shop
Phone: Oh so you don't deliver?

Etcetera etcetera ad infinitum

Yeah I am happy I am home <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"