Just plain don't make any more movies about the "Living Dead" for, like, 10 years! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> I mean, there's been sooo many in the last few years... its getting old.
Don't ever try to make another Halloween (Michael Myers) or Friday the 13th (Jason Vorhese) or Nightmare on Elm Street (Freddy Coogar) movie. Ever. I'm sorry people, but the magic is gone.
Halloween Ressurection was boring, fake, crappy story, pointless, dragging and a series of other critisisms. Can't say much more other than: If you wanna hate a movie, go watch this one. Lets trow in 'Tasteless' too for good mesure. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Jason X... noone wants to talk about it. They made it more of a humourus porno than anyting els (there was only one nudity scene, but thats all anyone noticed anyhow <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> ). Jason put two nude women holligrams in sleepingbags (for some reason they put him in a holligram reality in a forest and tried to saduce him with the ladies... tried to seduce Jason... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> ) and beat one with the other. I was laughing troughout that movie more than I... I don't even remember what most of I was about...
Freddy vs. Jason: Everyone hates you, Mr. Movie. I have not seen it, but I know some hardcore Jason, Myres, and Freddy fans that have and they spat on it (some literally <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ). I saw two scenes: one proved to have some decently tasteful ideas, the other proved crappy. One thing that disgusted me is what my brother told me: they effing knock Freddy out! You can't knock him out! He's a being from another demention that goes and kills you in your dreams! He's the fugging BoogieMan for fudge's sake! (like my cencoring? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> )
So, yea, give up. No more of their movies. It seems its over. Watch the good, sweet oldies over and over and love'em. Thats all thats left.
Killerzzz
P.S.: Wiew, I was pretty pissed. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Been bottling that up for a while. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
