I just had to post this, from the official white house (.org <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> ) website. Now THIS is a headline:
"Complete Text of President Bush's Orgasmic Rebel Yell Heralding the Launch of Operation Godless Iraqazoid Smackdown "
link:
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/031903.asp 
