They were all clever entries which made it hard to decide. I'm giving 1st place to: Kris, take it away.
[color:"red"]WARNING[/color] If Kris does not post a new caption within 3 days, I'll assume he is on one of those trucks and I am give the award to the runner-up: Macbeth
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? ~Jeremy Bentham