Not even close <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
You just
don't reply, Lews!
To stop a cascade of useless posts, just don't post!
~Ehm... Ceasar
On to lesson two?
If you have nothing to say: don't post! If you can't answer a question: don't post! If you just wanna have fun and talk nonsense: don't post! And if you still need to share nonsense, if you really can't help it, if the urge is really really huuuuuuge... Don't post!
Can you do that?