[color:"yellow"]@LuCiDiTy[/color] Since you are an expert martial artist, I think you should teach my imp.
Then I could start writing in my invisible book about my training. I've been trying to think up a good title for the story; here are the ones I have so far (feel free to suggest other ones, too):
Tai Ni: Martial Arts for Short Folks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Hitting Below the Belt <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall On You <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
[color:"yellow"]@Kiya[/color] Is this your little campfire?