Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
SPLINTER TAUGHT THEM TO BE NINJA TEENS LEONARDO LEADS DONATELLO DOES MACHINES RAFAEL IS COOL BUT BRUTE MICHELANGELO IS A PARTY DUDE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
