Why "burning" crusade ? Doesn't the cliché say that *all* crusades have something to do with burning ?
Why no "soapy crusade" or "hugging crusade" or or "slippery crusade" or "stoney crusade" (hello, Mr. Barbarian <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ) or whatever ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />